Stop the denim madness

I hate jeans.

Whoever decided to make jeans a mainstream thing needs to be shot.

Seriously though, they are a pain in the tuckus to put on, they are incredibly binding and you can hardly move in them, and have you ever worn jeans on a hot day? Like, when you actually have to do stuff?
yeah, I don't think so!
And don't even get me started on wearing jeans in the humidity!!

Lets talk about style.
You will look one of three ways when wearing jeans
• Smoking Hot
• Super Nerd
• Mom

This is true for males and females.

So let me make a suggestion.
Just stop.
I can't live upto these expectations.